Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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