god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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