I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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