Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
My dick has a subreddit
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
