WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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