We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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