oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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