He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I just saw a hot homeless man
another moral hangover. fuck.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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