im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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