what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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