Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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