Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Randomize
