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I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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