She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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