You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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