It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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