i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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