Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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