Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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