fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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