My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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