she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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