I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I will pee on everything he values.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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