I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Randomize
