Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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