it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Randomize
