I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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