I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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