If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I cut my penus on the lid.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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