What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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