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I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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