You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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