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my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS

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(416): View more from Ontario

i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia

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(718): View more from New York

I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.

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(631): View more from New York

His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.

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(787): View more from Puerto Rico

I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.

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(702): View more from Nevada

I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy

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Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night

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