If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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