Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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