its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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