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BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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