they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I just forgot I was standing up.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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