I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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