Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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