i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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