is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Randomize
