You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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