Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
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