she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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