her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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