UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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