After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
