So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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