piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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