Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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