So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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