pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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