it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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