I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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