Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Randomize
