with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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